Hemorrhoids From Childbirth
how do guys feel when they see hemroids on a chick?
so there is a pretty 28 year old woman with 2 kids. obviously the body isn’t perfect. but what about when the guy goes down and notices hemorrhoids? not huge (i googled them and omg some hemorrhoids are HUGE) i hear lots of women get hemorrhoids from childbirth. anyway what reaction would a man have? would he be totally grossed out? is it a big deal? would he be like OMFG WTF is THAT??! should he be warned before hand that there is some puckering going on downtown?? also this would affect doggie style and reverse cowgirl because he would be seeing the area well.
If a guy went down on a woman without doing the finger check, he should be shot. You should always do this before going any further to prevent any surprises (smells, hemorrhoids (lawls), other things).
If the guy got as far as seeing her hemorrhoids, it only means he doesn’t mind it; otherwise, check above paragraph.
Or … if you really want to be an ass about it and ruin the woman’s night, offer her a 2 for 1 coupon on some Preparation H.
Good luck in your …. hemorrhoid adventures.
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